*The "it's my birthday" excuse likely won't work on cops, or in court.
12 years ago
Monday, June 7, 2010
It's mah birthday, bitch.
Don't you love birthdays? It's the one day of year where you can do all sorts of crazy shit* and not get in trouble because "it's my birthday!!" Seriously, it's better than Christmas AND halloween put together. Did I mention I still go trick-or-treating? Did I also mention as of 1:46pm I am twenty years old...yeah, your totally wishing you had the balls to trick-or-treat at my age.
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